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Hey Big (Plant) Spender!

Hey Big (Plant) Spender!

The shopping dilemmas of a plant lover

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Apr 28, 2023
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I hate shopping. No that’s not doing justice to my hatred of shopping… I loathe it!

Food shopping is a ‘nil by mouth’ for me. Clothes shopping? As a certain Neil Diamond once sang, ‘I'll stay forever in blue jeans’ (or shorts in my case), so I'll pass, thank you. Shopping for a new car? Drive on, I'm not interested. In fact, I'm completely disintereste…

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