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My mistress, the garden

mistress. mɪstrəs/

1. a woman in a position of authority or control.

My garden is my mistress. She’s in a position of authority or control. But, that’s because, as a modern man, I allow her to be so. I observe her subtle demands; I look for her silent clues that something isn’t right in her world and I attend to her every whim and desire. I bestow her wit…